What's the largest bruise, youve ever had?

[RobFunk]

I got everyone beat

During a game sunday, I got upset with a play when seattle turned the ball over to DAL.

I clinched my fist and punched the side of my thigh without thinking about what I was doing (kinda funny now, but I was pissed at game)

It left a very deep purple bruise that measures 4 inches in diamater, or roughly the size of a softball. It is pretty ugly. I cant wait for the damn thing to go away.

 

[Labeeb]

Be a goaltender in ice hockey. Couldn't count the number of times I've bruised for my whole thigh or inside upper arms.

I do think the fact you punched yourself though is pretty damn funny!

 

[Derek12]

4 inches in diamater!... That was a hell of a punch Rob you should be a professional boxer...I bet you could knock out a couple of folks with a punch like that..:lolBIG:

 

[Journeyman]

LOL- Rob... I can't say I've ever punched my own thigh. had to hurt...funny visual.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

4 inches in diameter .. thats childs play..

i was in jamaica and me and my buddies took a day trip to " ricks cafe " in negril.

probably the most spectacular bar in the world . its built on a cliff overlooking the ocean. the sunsets are incredible .. world famous in fact.

well we have a cliff and we have an ocean below .. you do the math .

we all take a leap .. its about 40 feet roughly.

as i'm plunging to what i'm thinking 1/2 way down will be my death , i start to lean back a little .

i end up hitting the water in a semi sitting position . semi sitting is what i did for the rest of the trip . my entire left ass cheek and back of my thigh was purple. for about 10 days ..

what a ride ..

 

[RobFunk]

my entire left ass cheek and back of my thigh was purple.

:lolBIG: I bet the chics thought that was pshycadelic looking. Prince would be envious.

 

[Fishhead]

Wow!

 

[WorldNumberOne]

i scored heavily with the jamaican strippers after being mamed...

 

[TheRightWing]

take some iron pills!!!!

 

[Jarbo]

4 inches in diameter .. thats childs play..

i was in jamaica and me and my buddies took a day trip to " ricks cafe " in negril.

probably the most spectacular bar in the world . its built on a cliff overlooking the ocean. the sunsets are incredible .. world famous in fact.

well we have a cliff and we have an ocean below .. you do the math .

we all take a leap .. its about 40 feet roughly.

as i'm plunging to what i'm thinking 1/2 way down will be my death , i start to lean back a little .

i end up hitting the water in a semi sitting position . semi sitting is what i did for the rest of the trip . my entire left ass cheek and back of my thigh was purple. for about 10 days ..

what a ride ..

Beats me. Tore a Muscle in my shoulder in college ( Gable wrestling practice) My arm from my shoulder to my hand was black and blue for almost a month.

 

[Derek12]

I've never seen nothing like that in my life...oouch

 

[rugby]

My brother is a corrections officer at Jackson State Prison here in Michigan, which is the largest walled prison in the U.S. Everything in the prison is hand to hand combat because they are not allowed to have weapons on the prison floor, so my brother knows how his shit. We were wrestling around one time, and he kneed me (intentionally) right at the separation between the hamsting and the quadricep on the side of my leg and the bruise went all the way through my leg to my nuts. It was one nasty bruise. Needless to say, I don't let him practice his combat moves on me anymore.


Later..................Rugby

 

[RobFunk]

all thats left now is a large light purple ring where it was


. .some 11 days later. looks like 2-3 days left to completely heal

Rugby, I would let him anymore either. Go find someone else to practice on!